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Me…
Its usur for a guy to get his dick up in vain, bla bla.Ive been drowning in halocha for a couple of hours now, and Im stummped.
Is it usur for a woman to walk around wet and willing all the time ?
Is it usur to get your panties wet “in vain”
Damn I hope not, or Im headed straight to hell.
Rabbi…
It is definitely assur for a man to arouse himself — even if he doesn’t climax. A woman may not purposely arouse herself by “manual” stimulation either. I don’t see how she could be held accountable if she was in a natural state of arousal all of the time.
Me…
It dosent say that its usur for a woman to fuck herself, but some argue that
it falls under being slutty or not tznius, and if she does walk around
sticking to her panties shes not supposed to express it, not even to her husband
if she does shes considered a harlot aka ho, but shes allowed to make herself
desireable for him, I guess prance around looking all cute and sexy so that
he realizes shes dripping wet and bangs her, after all sex is her right not his !
Am I on the right track here ?
This damn halocha stuff is tough with brain damage.
Rabbi…
It is asur for a woman to pleasure herself b/c it is considered a maaseh mitzri (the act of an egyptian – eg immoral). I am not sure that if she is indeed in a state of arousal that she can’t tell her husband (where did you hear that?). Why shouldn’t she be able to tell him? If she is indeed in the mood she should signal her husband somehow (in an approrpriate, no prust, manner).
Me…
She can “tell” him, by her actions (in private) but she cant flaunt her hornyness,
or say shit like “hey big daddy I want you to fuck me” or hey sweety
“bang me harder than a hammer hittin’ a nail” !!! thats prust and usur and if she
says those kinda things shes a harlet aka ho and he needs to leave her ass
The shulchan aruch is where I got it, I just put it into my own dirty words.
My neshoma…
now theres a quick straight to the point topic.
It looks like a pile of burnt coal and isint worth the space it takes up.
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Love life like yourself ?!?!? 
tell your rabbi he is WRONG!
Comment by chnyock February 14, 2008 @ 12:33 pmwomen may masurbate all they want. maase eretz mitzrayim is an issur on engaging in lesbian sex.
Rebbetzin Leah,,,, Do you masturbate?????
Comment by Virgin Mary February 14, 2008 @ 1:15 pmChnyok, I thought we were allowed to fuck our selvs, Ill tell him that.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM February 14, 2008 @ 2:07 pmVirgin Mary…
Dont we all ?
We all do, and so do you, VIRGIN mary!!!
Comment by Jack O.F. February 14, 2008 @ 2:27 pmTHATS RIGHT JACK OFF !!
Comment by LEAH KLEIM February 14, 2008 @ 2:28 pmYes,,,, We all do,,, !!!!!!!!
Comment by Virgin Mary February 14, 2008 @ 3:02 pmAnd any Rabbi that says that a women is not aloud to maturabate,,, should turn in his tallis!!!!!
Comment by Virgin Mary February 14, 2008 @ 3:06 pmI think they should watch there wives fuck themselvs ! thats so fucking hot ! just imagine a horny rebetzin finger fucking her self !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM'S BROTHER February 14, 2008 @ 5:13 pmor fucking herself with a dildo while he’s shpritzin all over his tzitsis.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM February 14, 2008 @ 7:16 pmlove the cock lock
Comment by rb February 14, 2008 @ 9:28 pmor join an nunnery and go celibate
Comment by lovelifelikeyourself February 15, 2008 @ 9:00 amcelibate ? are you fucking crazy ? dude, please dont lose your mind, we need you here being crazy.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM February 16, 2008 @ 12:08 pmNo,,,,, Dude,,,,,, You need him here being crazyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
Comment by Virgin Mary February 16, 2008 @ 12:37 pmI am craxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy!!!
I am going to blog myself
Comment by X factor February 16, 2008 @ 12:54 pmReally,,,, You ,, should blog yourself,,,,,,,,,,,,
Comment by Virgin Mary February 16, 2008 @ 1:13 pmyou are currently blogging your self
Comment by LEAH KLEIM February 16, 2008 @ 3:19 pmI GOT LAID !!!!!
Comment by LEAH KLEIM February 16, 2008 @ 3:21 pmvirgin you should go blog yourself
Comment by X factor February 16, 2008 @ 4:45 pmIm tripping on acid. I woke up with the rebbe naked next to me.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM February 16, 2008 @ 6:47 pmWhich rebbe is that?
Comment by Jack O.F. February 16, 2008 @ 7:23 pmshit,,, If I found a Rabbi in my bed,,,, Id call the police… or screammm,,,,, rapeeeee,,,,, LOL,,,, that would get um………..
Comment by Virgin Mary February 17, 2008 @ 12:50 amThe rabbies are all in my head all the time.
Comment by Love life February 17, 2008 @ 8:47 amIt was my satmar tzadik nister, The Rebbe of the mishiginas…Im his Rebetzin , I cant turn him in.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM February 19, 2008 @ 12:45 amthats good go for… it
Comment by X Factor February 19, 2008 @ 8:51 amIt was a crazy trip 😉
Comment by LEAH KLEIM February 24, 2008 @ 1:17 amThere is NO issur for a woman to arose herself, or even to masturbate. The issur is for men masturbating, where there i sperm involved. Men are commanded for “piriah ve’rivia”, not the woman. In fact lesbian activity is a machlokes in the Gemmorah, where it it called “mesollelos”, playing, since she doesn’t have a thing to put in the other womans thing or other thing. Even those who forbid do not consider it a “tow-a-voh”, as it does with men, but rather as something innaporopriate.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM February 26, 2008 @ 7:10 pmWOW! THATS A RABBI!!!
Comment by X Factor February 27, 2008 @ 12:11 amRav Leah 😉
Comment by LEAH KLEIM February 27, 2008 @ 9:44 pmNoshim Hamesolelos is an issur. See Shulchan Aruch Even Ha’ezer siman 20. The Ramba”m’s shitah is that it’s an issur deoraysa, albeit a “lav shebichlalus” the Perisha (ibid)is of opinion that it is mid’rabanan.
Comment by feckhead March 10, 2008 @ 10:50 amNoshim Hamesolelos meens lesbians not arousing herself!!!
Comment by Fargo March 10, 2008 @ 12:06 pmWE SHOULD ALL PLAY WITH OUR SELVS
Comment by LEAH KLEIM March 10, 2008 @ 6:43 pmBy the way Noshim Hamesolelos zu ba zu. A woman
that has been with another woman, is Kosher for
a Cohen, I think even a Cohen Gadol
Comment by X Factor March 10, 2008 @ 7:02 pmi have birchas chohanim on my back, does that make me mutar ?
Comment by LEAH KLEIM March 10, 2008 @ 9:11 pmSure y not?
Comment by Love L. March 11, 2008 @ 7:12 amyippy !!!!!!!!!
Comment by LEAH KLEIM March 11, 2008 @ 9:09 amShes Back!!!
What you can do is have Mirrors on the ceilings. Then he can visualize it
Comment by F.F.B. March 11, 2008 @ 9:39 amand handcuffs and blindfolds !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM March 11, 2008 @ 10:16 am