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Pussy Halocha “A LEAH KLEIM EXCLUSIVE”
February 14, 2008, 9:06 am
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Me…
Its usur for a guy to get his dick up in vain, bla bla.Ive been drowning in halocha for a couple of hours now, and Im stummped.
Is it usur for a woman to walk around wet and willing all the time ?
Is it usur to get your panties wet “in vain”
Damn I hope not, or Im headed straight to hell.

Rabbi…
It is definitely assur for a man to arouse himself — even if he doesn’t climax. A woman may not purposely arouse herself by “manual” stimulation either. I don’t see how she could be held accountable if she was in a natural state of arousal all of the time.

Me…
It dosent say that its usur for a woman to fuck herself, but some argue that
it falls under being slutty or not tznius, and if she does walk around
sticking to her panties shes not supposed to express it, not even to her husband
if she does shes considered a harlot aka ho, but shes allowed to make herself
desireable for him, I guess prance around looking all cute and sexy so that
he realizes shes dripping wet and bangs her, after all sex is her right not his !
Am I on the right track here ?
This damn halocha stuff is tough with brain damage.

Rabbi…
It is asur for a woman to pleasure herself b/c it is considered a maaseh mitzri (the act of an egyptian – eg immoral). I am not sure that if she is indeed in a state of arousal that she can’t tell her husband (where did you hear that?). Why shouldn’t she be able to tell him? If she is indeed in the mood she should signal her husband somehow (in an approrpriate, no prust, manner).

Me…
She can “tell” him, by her actions (in private) but she cant flaunt her hornyness,
or say shit like “hey big daddy I want you to fuck me” or hey sweety
“bang me harder than a hammer hittin’ a nail” !!! thats prust and usur and if she
says those kinda things shes a harlet aka ho and he needs to leave her ass
The shulchan aruch is where I got it, I just put it into my own dirty words.

My neshoma…
now theres a quick straight to the point topic.
It looks like a pile of burnt coal and isint worth the space it takes up.

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tell your rabbi he is WRONG!
women may masurbate all they want. maase eretz mitzrayim is an issur on engaging in lesbian sex.

Comment by chnyock

Rebbetzin Leah,,,, Do you masturbate?????

Comment by Virgin Mary

Chnyok, I thought we were allowed to fuck our selvs, Ill tell him that.
Virgin Mary…
Dont we all ?

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

We all do, and so do you, VIRGIN mary!!!

Comment by Jack O.F.

THATS RIGHT JACK OFF !!

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Yes,,,, We all do,,, !!!!!!!!

Comment by Virgin Mary

And any Rabbi that says that a women is not aloud to maturabate,,, should turn in his tallis!!!!!

Comment by Virgin Mary

I think they should watch there wives fuck themselvs ! thats so fucking hot ! just imagine a horny rebetzin finger fucking her self !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM'S BROTHER

or fucking herself with a dildo while he’s shpritzin all over his tzitsis.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

love the cock lock

Comment by rb

or join an nunnery and go celibate

Comment by lovelifelikeyourself

celibate ? are you fucking crazy ? dude, please dont lose your mind, we need you here being crazy.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

No,,,,, Dude,,,,,, You need him here being crazyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Comment by Virgin Mary

I am craxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy!!!

I am going to blog myself

Comment by X factor

Really,,,, You ,, should blog yourself,,,,,,,,,,,,

Comment by Virgin Mary

you are currently blogging your self

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

I GOT LAID !!!!!

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

virgin you should go blog yourself

Comment by X factor

Im tripping on acid. I woke up with the rebbe naked next to me.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Which rebbe is that?

Comment by Jack O.F.

shit,,, If I found a Rabbi in my bed,,,, Id call the police… or screammm,,,,, rapeeeee,,,,, LOL,,,, that would get um………..

Comment by Virgin Mary

The rabbies are all in my head all the time.

Comment by Love life

It was my satmar tzadik nister, The Rebbe of the mishiginas…Im his Rebetzin , I cant turn him in.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

thats good go for… it

Comment by X Factor

It was a crazy trip 😉

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

There is NO issur for a woman to arose herself, or even to masturbate. The issur is for men masturbating, where there i sperm involved. Men are commanded for “piriah ve’rivia”, not the woman. In fact lesbian activity is a machlokes in the Gemmorah, where it it called “mesollelos”, playing, since she doesn’t have a thing to put in the other womans thing or other thing. Even those who forbid do not consider it a “tow-a-voh”, as it does with men, but rather as something innaporopriate.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

WOW! THATS A RABBI!!!

Comment by X Factor

Rav Leah 😉

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Noshim Hamesolelos is an issur. See Shulchan Aruch Even Ha’ezer siman 20. The Ramba”m’s shitah is that it’s an issur deoraysa, albeit a “lav shebichlalus” the Perisha (ibid)is of opinion that it is mid’rabanan.

Comment by feckhead

Noshim Hamesolelos meens lesbians not arousing herself!!!

Comment by Fargo

WE SHOULD ALL PLAY WITH OUR SELVS

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

By the way Noshim Hamesolelos zu ba zu. A woman

that has been with another woman, is Kosher for

a Cohen, I think even a Cohen Gadol

Comment by X Factor

i have birchas chohanim on my back, does that make me mutar ?

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Sure y not?

Comment by Love L.

yippy !!!!!!!!!

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Shes Back!!!

What you can do is have Mirrors on the ceilings. Then he can visualize it

Comment by F.F.B.

and handcuffs and blindfolds !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM




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