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B.B.C.: An eight-year-old girl alleged to have been sexually assaulted by two 10-year-olds has told the Old Bailey that the boys did not rape her.

She said she had lied to her mother about what had happened because she had been “naughty” and was worried she would not get any sweets.

The girl was allegedly attacked in a field in west London in October 2009.

The boys, now aged 10 and 11, each deny two charges of rape and two charges of attempted rape of a child under 13.

In cross-examination by defence counsel, the girl admitted that she had voluntarily been playing with the boys and had pulled her own underwear down while the boys exposed themselves to her.

Linda Strudwick, defending, asked the girl whether she had told her mother it was one of the boys that did it.

She said: “You didn’t want your mum to think you had been naughty?”

The girl, giving evidence from behind a screen, replied: “Yeah.”

The judge, Mr Justice Saunders, asked what the girl had been worried about and she replied: “No sweets if it [sic] found out I had been naughty.”

The judge asked her if she had been naughty when she was with the boys and the girl replied: “Just a tiny bit.”

The court has been told that the boys tried taking the girl to the third floor of a block of flats, then a nearby bin shed and into some bushes in order to find a “sufficiently secluded spot”.

They ended up at the field, where both boys carried out the assault, prosecutors say.

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1. DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.

3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?” SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

6. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

7. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

8. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

9. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

10. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

11. WHY DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

12. IF A TURTLE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

13. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

14. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

15. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

16. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

17. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGE-BRA?

18. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

19. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

20. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

21. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

22. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD ‘LISP’ TO HAVE ‘S’ IN IT?

23. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

RAW STORY: Like the old song goes, one of these things is not like the other…

However, remind a police officer in Corpus Christi, Texas of those famed Cookie Monster lyrics and they’re likely to give you an annoyed look.

That’s because a recently discovered cache of plants, initially pegged by officials speaking to local news as “one of the largest marijuana plant seizures in the police department’s history,” turned out to be a relatively common prairie flower of little significance

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Tiny frogs swarm on the side of the Egnatia highway in northern Greece, on Wednesday, May 26 2010. Officials closed the key northern highway for two hoursnear the town of Langadas after what police called ‘a carpet of frogs’ covered the road. Three cars skidded off the highway but no human injuries were reported.Police said the amphibians probably left a nearby lake to look for food.

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B.B.C: A tabloid sting has highlighted the Duchess of York’s difficulty with funding a lavish lifestyle on low earnings. Is it worse to have had money and lost it than never to have had it at all?

With her penchant for first-class air travel and lavish gifts, not to mention failed business ventures, Sarah Ferguson is by her own admission almost penniless.

As she was filmed offering a reporter access to her ex-husband, the Duke of York, for cash, she revealed as much in blunt language.

The duchess blamed her divorce settlement, which grants her £15,000 a year. However, that’s a sum many people of more modest tastes manage to live on.

Others point to her unbridled outgoings. Indeed, the duchess herself once referred to her “overspending disease”.

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