Love life like yourself ?!?!?

Taken from and read about it!: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1228242/Oops-werent-logs-The-moment-crocodile-killed-taking-foolish-shortcut-herd-hippos.html

CNEWS: A woman yesterday described being forced into her apartment by a machete-wielding stranger and then being tied up, drugged, raped and violated with a booze bottle.

The 27-year-old European woman, who cannot be identified under a publication ban, was testifying at the Court of Queen’s Bench trial of Philip Allan Skulnec, 30.

Taken from and read more: http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2009/11/17/11771761-sun.html

7 FAT COW: First, that Shmuel Borger, Motty’s father, is a known molester. Secondly, that he molested Motty himself. Third, that Motty himself molested others. I have heard many times of these chains of molestaion many times from professionals in the field. I and everyone else I spoke to found Shmuel Borger’s anouncement out of place and detached from reality.

Taken from and read more: http://7fatcow.com/2009/11/17/woe-to-the-eyes-and-ears/#comments

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The stunned bride responded, “So, why did you marry me?”

Borger reportedly answered, “You are absolutely right. It was not right of me to get married.”

At 6:45 a.m., while Mali slept, Borger climbed a railing outside their seventh-floor room at Avenue Plaza Hotel and leaped, police say. He died hours later at a hospital.

Friends insist that Borger — described as fun-loving, smiling and cheerful — wouldn’t take his own life.

“I know Motty, and I know he didn’t jump. It was an accident,” one said. The rabbi who spoke at his funeral called reports of suicide “wickedness.”
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/suicide_groom_twist_pa15C1Z5nGPyHIYj18xCNI#ixzz0X9mTS1Su

Motty Borger Levaya !!!

TELEGRAPH: Hsu Shian-ming, who was arrested on Saturday, allegedly posted photos of a youthful male model online, claiming to be that person, and attracted numerous calls from women interested in romantic liaisons, the China Post reported.

Hsu would then use the telephone conversations to tell his victims he had a father whose medical condition required constant sex to stay alive, sweet-talking them into doing what was necessary to save him, it said.

The women would then meet up with the “father”, also Hsu, waiting for them at various hotels.

Taken from and read more: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/taiwan/6578215/Taiwanese-man-posed-as-father-and-son-team-in-sex-scam.html

The Holy Child of La Guardia (Spanish: El Santo Niño de La Guardia; died 1491) was an alleged victim of a ritual murder by the Jews in the town of La Guardia in the central Spanish province of Toledo (Castile-La Mancha).

On November 16, 1491 an auto de fe held outside of Ávila concluded the case with the public execution of several Jewish and converso suspects that confessed to the crime under torture. Among the executed were Benito Garcia, the converso who initially confessed to the murder.

 However, no body was ever found, and due to contradictory confessions, the court had trouble coherently depicting how events took place.

 Like Pedro de Arbués, the Holy Infant was quickly made into a saint by popular acclaim, and his death greatly assisted the Spanish Inquisition and its Inquisitor General, Tomás de Torquemada, in their campaign against heresy and crypto-Judaism. The cult of the Holy Infant is still celebrated in La Guardia.

Taken from and read more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Child_of_La_Guardia

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.. ——————————————————————————–

I just couldn’t help but sending this along. Too funny. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Ya think? —————————————————————————-

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that’s taking things a bit far! ———————————————————–

Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s! ——————————————————

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ———————————————————-

War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! —————————————————————-

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! ———————————————————————–

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! —————————————————————-

Enfield ( London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ————————————————————————

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape? ———————————————————-

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ———————————————-

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren’t they fat enough?! ———————————————–

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That’s what he gets for eating those beans! Who else could he blame…..not the dog!!! ————————————————-

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? ****************************************

 Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! ***************************************************

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! *******************************************

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? ***************************************************

Part II : http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/01/13/feminist-art-part-ii-lady-godiva/

Part III : http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/01/15/feminist-art-part-iii-womens-evolution/

Part IV : http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/01/20/feminist-art-part-iv/

Part V : http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/01/24/feminist-art-part-v/

Part VI : http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/feminist-art-part-vi/

Part VII : http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/05/14/feminist-art-part-vii/

Part VIII : http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/japanese-feminist-art-part-viii/

Part IX : http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/06/04/patriotic-feminist-art-part-9/

Part X : http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/07/21/femanist-art-part-x-lilith/

Part XI: http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/08/19/femanist-art-part-xi-femanist-fruit/

Part XII: http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/11/25/femanist-art-part-xii-%e2%80%98art-you-can-ride/

Part XIII: http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/12/13/femanist-art-part-xiii-%e2%80%98nymph%e2%80%99/

Part XIV: http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2009/06/02/femanist-art-part-xiv-piercing/

Part XV:  http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/femanist-art-part-xv-hey-eyes-up-here/

Part XVI: http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2009/09/15/feminist-art-part-xvi-kleims-sensual-waters/

L.A. TIMES: Reporting from Las Vegas – Rabbinical student Yuri Foreman became the first Israeli fighter to win a world boxing championship when he scored a shocking and one-sided decision over Puerto Rican Daniel Santos in a WBA super-welterweight title fight Saturday night on the Miguel Cotto-Manny Pacquiao undercard at the MGM Grand Garden Arena.

Foreman (28-0, 8 knockouts) knocked Santos (32-4-1, 23 KOs) down in the second round, had him pinned against the ropes in the third then appeared to hurt the champion with a flurry of punches near the end of the fourth round.

Santos made a final desperate charge in the 12th and final round, knowing he needed a knockout to win. But he was far too weary by then, stumbling to the canvas again with less than a minute left in the fight.

Foreman was one of five fighters who took unblemished records into the undercard and came out with victories.

Taken from and read more: http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-spw-boxing-undercard15-2009nov15,0,2165167.story

YAHOO NEWS: JERUSALEM (Reuters Life!) – Jewish American math teacher Goldie Burdetsky never expected to find herself working the front desk of a hotel in southern Israel alongside management interns young enough to be her children.

“I mean, for God’s sakes, I have a master’s degree in education,” said the 55-year-old New Yorker. “I expected to be able to find a teaching job in the U.S. without any problems. But I couldn’t.”

Burdetsky decided to escape the dire economic situation back home, by coming to Israel on a program that offers Jews free housing, Hebrew classes, training, and work experience — all of which translate into temporary financial respite.

As the unemployment rate in the U.S. climbed to a 26-year high of 10.2 percent last month, growing numbers of young and adult American Jews were arriving in Israel to inexpensively “wait out” the economic lull.

In an attempt to lure diaspora Jews to make Israel their permanent home, the Israeli government and Jewish organizations offer a multitude of scholarships and travel grants, allowing many to spend up to six months in Israel almost for free.

MASA, which means journey in Hebrew, oversees 160 such programs. It has seen the number of participants double and even quadruple this year, especially among those aged 21 to 30.

Participation in Burdetsky’s hotel management internship scheme jumped from 10 last year to 55 this year.

The World Union of Jewish Students Israel Hadassah, a post-university experience program, recorded a 100 percent increase in registrations, with 100 participants scheduled for the second half of 2009, compared with 50 all of last year.

“With the economy the way it is in North America, more and more Jewish college graduates who can’t find a job are deciding to delay their careers and come to Israel for a while,” said WUJS Israel director Mike Mitchell.

BOOSTING IMMIGRATION

Yahel Segev, marketing director of MASA, said the increase reflects the success of the organization’s marketing strategy.

Its ‘Better Stimulus Plan’ campaign, inspired by the U.S. government’s post-crash economic stimulus package, offers grants to North American Jews for career development in Israel.

“With the Israel stimulus grant we are trying to convince them that while the situation is bad in America, they can spend time in Israel,” Segev said.

Taken from and read more: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091111/lf_nm_life/us_israel_americans_recession