Love life like yourself ?!?!?

Telegraph:

A man who gave himself a Brit milah using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment.

“This is something we would advise men never to attempt,” a medic said, “The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man’s sexual performance.

“Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.”

Taken from and read more: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5694913/Man-uses-nail-clippers-in-DIY-circumcision.html

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Part VII : http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2009/03/04/cutters-part-vii/

FOX NEWS: The print ad for the “BK Super Seven Incher” — a limited time promotion in Singapore, a society known around the world for its strict government controls of social conduct — shows the “mind-blowing” sandwich near the open mouth of a wide-eyed, red-lipsticked woman accompanied by the suggestive tagline: “It’ll blow your mind away.”

“Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled,” the ad continues.

Mark Duffy, a blogger and an advertising copywriter at a major New York City firm, said the advertisement is among the “worst” he’s ever seen in more than 17 years of industry experience.

“I’ve seen a lot of sexual innuendo ads and this is about the worst, especially for something as mainstream as Burger King,” Duffy told FOXNews.com. “I was a little repulsed by it. It’s really misogynistic to women and it’s also unappetizing.”

Taken from and read more: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529576,00.html

B.B.C.: Villagers, many straight from their farms, and armed with machetes, sticks and axes, are shouting and crowding round in a big group in Kenya’s fertile Kisii district. I can’t see clearly what is going on, but heavy smoke is rising from the ground and a horrible stench fills the air. More people are streaming up the hill, some of them with firewood and maize stalks. Suddenly an old woman breaks from the crowd, screaming for mercy. Three or four people go after her, beat her and drag her back, pushing her onto – what I can now see – is a raging fire.

Burned alive

I was witnessing a horrific practice which appears to be on the increase in Kenya – the lynching of people accused of being witches. I personally saw the burning alive of five elderly men and women in Itii village.

Taken from and read more: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8119201.stm

Air Sex is a novel and intriguing concept. “It’s like air guitar, but sex,” the Austin-based creators of a national touring Air Sex competition like to say, and with that explanation come the mental pictures of people idiotically humping, sucking, and rubbing up on air.

 Everyone had already bought their $20 tickets. They were already drinking themselves silly before the empty stage soon to be overrun with air fuckers. And at that point, I, too was still hopeful that the show would be as hilarious as the concept seemed to promise.

“We want sex!” the audience began to chant, and Color Me Badd’s “I Wanna Sex You Up” blared as the host of the evening, Chris Trew, presented himself. Shaggy and bearded in a white button down, he loosely resembled Jesus on a day at the office.

Taken from and read more: http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2009/06/air_sex_competition_makes_us_w.php

The Air Sex 2009 Tour kicks off on June 6th in Austin traveling to 15 cities in 21 days with a competition at a The Independent in San Francisco on June 24th.

Taken from and read more: http://laughingsquid.com/the-world-air-sex-championships-2009-tour/

HAARATZ: Is American mega pop star Britney Spears set to return to the big screen, seven years after starring in the box office flop Crossroads? According to reports, Spears has been offered a part in the upcoming Holocaust film The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton, which integrates time travel, concentration camps and a love story.

If she accepts the role, Spears will be taking on the title role of Sophia LaMont, a woman who invents a time machine and succeeds in traveling to the time of the Second World War. According to the script, LaMont ends up at a concentration camp and falls in love with a Jewish prisoner named Eton. However, the budding love story is cut short when both are killed by the Nazis.

Taken from and read more: http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1095310.html

Daily Mail:

A van driver was jailed for life yesterday after he kept a nine-year-old girl as a  sex slave in a cupboard.

Stuart Cairnes,43, of Harford Street, Middlesborough, repeatedly raped the youngster in the caravan in Hartlepool,  Teesside, a court was told.

The girl, who was the daughter of a friend, told police that she was often left  gagged and hooded, said prosecutor Rupert Doswell.

Cairnes was convicted at Teesside Crown Court of three counts of rape of a child  under 13, and two charges of assault by penetration, and he must serve at least  ten years.

Judge Peter Fox QC told Cairnes: “His intention was to keep her as your object of sexual gratification for  years.” 

The case has chilling similarities to that of Josef Fritzl, who was found guilty of kidnapping his daughter Elisabeth, locking her in the cellar, and raping her over 3,000 times, over 24 years.

Taken from and read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1195677/Paedophile-kept-girl-9-sex-slave-cupboard-jailed-life.html

Ancient Egyptian  sculpture in the Field Museum, in Chicago,. looks like Michael Jackson ?

Related posts:

* Michael Jackson converted to Islam now “mikaeel”: http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/11/22/michael-jackson-converted-to-islam-now-mikaeel/

* Michael jackson dies a chulent death: http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2009/06/26/michael-jackson-dies-a-chulent-death/

*Michael Jackson’s Death was a Suicide…: http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2009/06/28/michael-jackson-death-was-a-suicide/

Friday, March 11, 2005

FOX NEWS: 

Michael Jackson ’s close friends now really fear that he will commit suicide. I am not kidding.

The scene yesterday morning at the courthouse in Santa Maria has convinced people who ordinarily do not say these things that Jackson is in serious mental trouble.

One thing is for sure: The combined pressures of his financial peril and seeing his accuser on the stand have undone Jackson.

My insider says: “He does not have back trouble,” as Jackson claimed. “He’s making it up. But he’s definitely in pain. He’s creating it.”

Another Jackson source put the dilemma succinctly: “Michael is most terrified of people thinking he’s broke. And now there’s proof of it.”

Taken from and read more: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,149992,00.html

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“Some sources reported the musician had overdosed on sleeping pills, most news sources did not comment on the matter.”

Taken from and read more: http://www.mahalo.com/michael-jackson-suicide

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“According to various sources, Michael Jackson was reported dead at 2:35 PST this afternoon after he went into cardiac arrest after allegedly consuming more than two dozen sleeping pills.”

Taken from and read more: http://www.manolith.com/2009/06/25/breaking-news-michael-jackson-dies-of-suicide/