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Early purim recipe
February 27, 2011, 1:21 pm
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1 cup water
1 tsp. Baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. Salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again

to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point its best a make sure the tequila is still OK.

another cup…just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the damned cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain the nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees, and try not to fall over.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
Nobody likes  fruitcake anyway!


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