Love life like yourself ?!?!?


Jewish Dog
September 15, 2010, 10:35 am
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Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, “My dog has a problem.”

Dr. Saul says, “So, tell me about the dog and the problem.”

“It’s a Jewish dog. His name is Irving and he can talk,” says Morty.

“He can talk?” the doubting doctor asks.

“Watch this!” Morty points to the dog and commands: ” Irving, Fetch!”

Irving, the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says, “So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around like I’m nothing. And you only call me when you want something – and then you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis. You give me this fahkahkta food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it’s a special diet. It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it yourself! And do you ever take me for a decent walk? NO, it’s out of the house, a short pish, and right back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn’t kill me so much! I should roll over and play dead for real for all you care!”

Dr. Saul is amazed, “This is remarkable! So, what’s the problem?”

Morty says, “He has a hearing problem! I said ‘Fetch,’ not ‘Kvetch.”

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I have a jewish dog. His name is Mendy and he dosent listen to a thing I say !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Does he have a briss?

Comment by G. Wiz

I didnt check.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

I think its assur to live with a dog. They are afraid women will do it “doggy style”.

Comment by Dog Man

I was breakin that halocha long before I got a dog 😉

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Time to do tesuvah. Yom kipur is coming.

Comment by mt

My chicken is on the way.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

We are all chicken.

Comment by MACDADY




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