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11 things we learn from Noah
December 30, 2009, 3:11 pm
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Noah’s Ark  Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark .
ONE: Don’t miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you’re 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
FIVE: Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you’re stressed, float awhile.
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with G-d, there’s always a rainbow waiting.



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Comment by jj

And you can always bring a GIANT with you !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM


Comment by jj

I stand on GIANTS shoulders !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Thats a great torah.

Comment by Troper

I learn every day.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

The torah is the future.

Comment by 2010

the new one is. the one the crazy moshiach lubavitchers will probably write.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Did you change your name yet?

Comment by Balbel

my name is shaina tuches ! I just got a hospital bill in that name, its been my alies since my first arrest…more than half my life ago. It was on my first fake ID too.

Shaina Tuches.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Tuches? thats not so believable.

Comment by Balbel

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