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July 5, 2009, 8:49 am
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Police are investigating the death of Michael Jackson. Initially they had three suspects, they’ve now dismissed the Sunshine & the moonlight. But they haven’t yet ruled out the boogie.

Farah Fawcet arrived in heaven and god granted his new Angel one wish. She wished for all Gods children to be safe… So he killed Michael Jackson

It wasn’t a heart attack, he was last seen in a children’s hospital having a stroke

Michael Jackson died of a heart attack this morning after he discovered that boyz II men was a band, not a delivery service

Given that Michael Jackson was recently reported to be suffering from skin cancer, the coroner is not sure yet if the real cause of death should be blamed on the sunshine…..or the Moonlight, the good times or the boogie, but at this time he suspects it was the boogie.

Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsible. He was not alone. There was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and wanted to be startin something even though MJ told him to beat it and was heard to say leave me alone. Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white.

Hospital staff doesn’t know what to do with Michael Jackson’s body as plastic recycle day is not until next Tuesday

UK promoters have announced cancellations of Michael Jackson’s dates – Johnny 7, Peter 6 and Christopher 3

Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.

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Latest news, Jacko died of food poisoning after swallowing some 8 year old nuts

Authorities have released a statement saying they are going to melt his body down and make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.

This was e/mailed to us,  so…

hat tip to whoever wrote it!



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That picture is ausome.

Comment by nick

Michael Jackson’s Molestation Case From an Insider’s Perspective

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Comment by Michael Jackson on The Dating Game

Im sick of this new Michael Jackson craze.

Comment by BB

He bridged the gap of three polarities.
1) Old and young

2) Black and white

3) Male and female

(He was all of the above)

Comment by X Factor

New York, NY, November 23, 2005 … Reacting to revelations that Michael Jackson referred to Jews as “leeches” in a voicemail to a former business manager, the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) today said the pop music icon “has an anti-Semitic streak” and hasn’t learned from his past mistakes, including the use of anti-Semitic epithets in a 1995 song he wrote.

In tapes aired yesterday on ABC’s “Good Morning America,” Mr. Jackson was heard saying of Jews, “They suck … They’re like leeches. … I’m so tired of it … It is a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose.”

Abraham H. Foxman, ADL National Director, issued the following statement:

Michael Jackson has an anti-Semitic streak, and hasn’t learned from his past mistakes. It seems every time he has a problem in his life, he blames it on Jews. It is sad that Jackson is infected with classically stereotypical ideas of Jews as all-powerful, money-grubbing and manipulative.

We had hoped that Jackson would have learned from his mistakes. While he apologized for, and later removed the anti-Jewish lyrics in “They Don’t Care About Us,” it is clear now that he never was able to completely remove the bigotry from his own heart.

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“Jew me, sue me, everybody do me, kick me, kike me.” from: They Don’t Care About Us

A transcript provided by King’s office quotes Jackson as saying: “They suck them like leeches. … They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything and end up penniless. It’s a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose.”

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