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And so I’m asked. “Why do so many frum women glare at frum men”,
other than there match made in hell ?
Here goes my colorful opinion once again. And if you don’t like how bright and shiny and in your face I am then DON’T FUCKING READ IT !
Here goes it ….
Take two virgins who barely know each other and stick em together.You got a match made in hell and misery latched on to miserable terrified company.
Neither one of these innocent victims have a bit of bedroom experience. They jump into bed together the night they get married and yes it sucks !
She’s in pain, he busts a nut in less than a minute and then they cant face each other the next day.
But its a mitzva ! And her right ! bla bla fkn bla !whatever.So they go at it on mikva night and mitzva night. Him cummming to fast her almost getting there and faking the shit out of it and inside feeling furious !
She gets a little piece and tease of what pleasure is but never gets the big BAM ! YEAH SHE FAKES IT, BECAUSE SHE’S SUPPOSED TO “HONOR HER HUBBY” Or what the fuck ever.
Neither one of them have any experience and cant last and both wish for more, but all that good shit is assur. So Tatti goes off to craigslist and Mommy just stays home and plays with her throbbing clit. And they live miserably ever after , because OMG ! G-D forbid they love and learn each other, ITS ASUR !
So…
The woman has had her pussy stroked with minute man, her taivos kick in and she wants more. SO Chani is starring at the guy in the doctors office and hot lips is chasing Yoiley around the mailbox and elevators. All seeking the same thing. One big fat dick who can last and satisfy there urge, need, and crave.
Find me a Yoiley who can last and Ill show you a married guy in my bed ! Because he cant do all the “asur” things he can do with me , with his repressed wife who gets off on looking at the forbidden fruit and letting her imagination run wild in the shower.
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By Leah Kleim
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Love life like yourself ?!?!? 
you know its sad but true …..
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 15, 2008 @ 12:47 pmBS, frum woman are loyal!
Comment by gedalia December 15, 2008 @ 1:07 pmyeah tell that to the ones I did,
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 15, 2008 @ 1:08 pmIts not cheating if its with another woman
Comment by gedalia December 15, 2008 @ 1:11 pmwen u hide it from your hubby it is
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 15, 2008 @ 1:12 pmLeah said “Find me a Yoiley who can last and Ill show you a married guy in my bed !”
Comment by Lasting Yoily December 15, 2008 @ 2:56 pmLeah, are you looking for more victims to blackmail? your extorted money ran out?
No sweety. I just have a lasting Yoiley in my bed.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 15, 2008 @ 6:55 pmHUH? Yoiley is dead!
Comment by X Factor December 15, 2008 @ 9:17 pmFar from dead ! Standing tall and strong !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 15, 2008 @ 9:24 pmStong and hard
Comment by F.F.B. December 16, 2008 @ 9:44 amyeah baby !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 16, 2008 @ 11:23 amsmall and imputant
Comment by joe December 16, 2008 @ 12:02 pmfuck no
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 16, 2008 @ 2:27 pmviagra
Comment by joe December 16, 2008 @ 3:15 pmheck no ! just me 😉
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 17, 2008 @ 1:32 pmIC WeLL, Wfy is it that Jewish chicks are hoter?
Comment by the ponz December 17, 2008 @ 2:19 pmbecause we r repressed, and its easyer to get into a long skirt than a pair of jeans
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 18, 2008 @ 4:40 pmYA!
Comment by X Factor December 18, 2008 @ 9:17 pmso i wear the longest skirts in this oisgefucked town. im writing it up now.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 19, 2008 @ 2:47 amFeminisim part what the fuck ever….
I wrote this essay for my brother and scored him an A ! Spell check was his problem though….
“The more I learned” (p4) I think is the most outrageous phrase of the whole article. I dont think this woman learned a single fucking thing exept that she is insecure about her sexuality, and wants to blame men for it, all and any men. Maybe she just needs a good strong “muscle man” behind her, literaly !
The author of “The Politics Of Muscle” , GLORIA STEINMAN,is ” a frequent contributor to
periodicals as Esquire. Vogue, Cosmopolitan, Seventeen, and Life”
What a confusing shock that is ! Feminist numero uno, bitching and complaining about women as sexual objects, and lesser than men, in her own twisted outlandish words writing for the exact publications that boast covers of hot women barley even bikini clad. What a confused mess she is of a woman, a journalist, and more so a
feminist.
This angry self hating bitch starts her article off by saying…
“I come from a generation of women who didnt do sports” and then goes on ranting and raving about cheerleaders, foot ball players and any one else with a hobby.
Wake up ! times have changed ! the blacks dont sit on the back of the bus anymore, Obama for president and women box too. I think the article screams of a lost woman stuck in her own little self inflicted cage of hate and rage because she needs some good muscle behind her, “butt” decided to trap her self in “her generation”
There is not a single thing wrong with men looking at women as “lesser than them” Women are ! Face the fact or it will be rammed in your face. Women dont have the muscle men have, instead they have the beauty, sincirity, sensitivity and sexuality that drive men crazy and keep them going.
Take a look at a man with a bleeding heart, he turns into an incompitent wreck or wrecless mess. Honey thats the power of the pussy, you got that you dont need muscle. Men will gladly move
your furniture for you and open doors for you. Get a grip and welcome aboard the exciting trip of NEW TIMES !
Gloria also dives into how and why women dress the way they do.At the same time writing for Vogue who incourages them to do so.
Women dress the way they do because they want to ! because they are delicate and precious and know it and want to flaunt it, hold it,
embrace it and shove it in muscle mans face while they still have it, because they all know one day it will fade. So they embrace it.
Get over it and go buy some sexy garter belts and find an idiot willing to stick it to your emotional instability and insanity.
“But weather bossomy or thin the female ideal remaines weak and it stays that way unless women our selvs organize to change it”
Sweet cheeks, they dont want to ! Stiletos are not flying off the shelvs because men are buying them. Victorias big bad secret is that women love her shit. Get over it, dive in and enjoy it !
“The point is: only when women rebel against patriarchal standards
does female muscle become more accepted”
What a sad and wrong way to waiste intelligent words just by mixing them up in one womans delusional depressed and full of fear way.
There is no point in women rebelling, they dont want to either ! they want to be spoiled and loved, chased after and cared for.
Ok granted a select few of them like the author dont, but that is only because they are chicks with dicks, or dicks who wanna be chicks and they dont have the courage to break that closet door open and come out.
Men may have more muscle, so what ! Women have softer skin.
And lets not fool ourselvs into believeing this confused authors abuse of big impressive words and political correctness and equal rights crap for even a nano second !
Truth be told, women view men the same way men view them ! As sex objects and they play the same games of showing off there catch and stroking there own egos after attaining there perfect phyisical desire, “Thre man”. Just watch a cat fight and you will see that is reality !
And I would bet you a million bux, if a man in a rush didnt hold the door open for this absurd author she would throw some hissy PMS infused fit about manners and etiquit.
Theres my essay. If only I could shove it in her sleeping daze like a blaring alarm clock, maybe then she would figure out Victorias
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 19, 2008 @ 9:14 amsecret.
What a post!
Comment by X Factor December 20, 2008 @ 9:44 amA !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 20, 2008 @ 11:29 am🙂
Comment by X Factor December 20, 2008 @ 6:04 pmI just got proposed to.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 21, 2008 @ 1:26 pmREALT BY WHO?
Comment by F.F.B. December 21, 2008 @ 2:41 pmBlog about it!!!!
Comment by Yoseph December 21, 2008 @ 2:46 pmDO tell!!!
Comment by Yoseph December 21, 2008 @ 2:47 pmLeah your post is to the point but you didn’t finish the article.
The finish should be, what do you propose to make it right?
You always walk around with your trusty little Kitzur Shulchan Aruch which I assume you respect, honor and follow.
Do you propose that all frum couples should have prior bedroom experience or that they should do that which the Kitzur says is Assur and that we toss that part of the Kitzur in the trash?
Comment by What is Your Proposal, Leah? December 21, 2008 @ 9:32 pmIf you wanna throw down Halocha I am the one to do it with. I can kick Halochas ass in anyones face. I learn every day and am told I am a great learner and chvrusa. And I only learn with men.
When women learn too much they become crazy…go figure !
I wrote a post about me being on and off the derech, http://babyboiiluvu.blogspot.com/2008/12/dear-yisrael.html I also wrote one about how much I have taught my kids in four short months (with help and Yichus of course) http://babyboiiluvu.blogspot.com/2008/12/yup-yup-funny-runs-in-blood.html
I have my struggles and more so than not I give in to my taivos. Do I belive ? YES ! Do I think some of it is nareshkeit and rediculous ? YES !
But.. Its what the seforim say and what the rabonim preach, if they preach it in there own bedrooms who knows, according to the rambam anyting goes in the bedroom, we can dig deeper into that later and I can explain it to you if you want.
Let me get back on the derech, as for your shaila,
A lawyer has to learn and study before he can represent a case. A police officer has to train before he can wear a badge. Yes I think people should live learn and experiment untill perfection before they get married.
Would the rabonim agree, heck no ! but I also tink the laws of muksa should be updated, like Wifi. if its running on batteries you are not igniting power !
Yasher Koach !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 22, 2008 @ 2:05 amLayale
NICE answer!
Comment by Marko December 22, 2008 @ 2:30 pmThank you. I think answeres like tat are why “They” callme The Rebbetzin. But “They” are so far off.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 23, 2008 @ 5:17 amWho is “They”
Comment by Beny December 23, 2008 @ 12:06 pmthe crazies who read what i have to say
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 23, 2008 @ 12:49 pmYou Cult following!!!
Comment by the ponz December 23, 2008 @ 12:52 pmCLOSE TO IT
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 23, 2008 @ 8:11 pmI have on ocult following.
Comment by lovelifelikeyourself December 24, 2008 @ 8:03 amThe cult. Sweet soul sister !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 24, 2008 @ 8:18 amWow I totaly forgot about that band!
Comment by grandpa December 24, 2008 @ 12:26 pmSpecifically, do you propose that all frum Jews should have a lot of pre-marital sex to gain a lot experience before marriage?
And if so, then do you also intend to make sure that your children should also all have as much pre-marital sex as possible before marriage so that they will be very well experienced before marriage?
Comment by What is Your Proposal, Leah? December 25, 2008 @ 6:06 pmSince you go to the Ohel regularly, do you feel that your Rebbe would approve that all frum yidden should have as much experience as possible by way of pre-marital sex i.e. “Bedroom Experience”?
Comment by What is Your Proposal, Leah? December 25, 2008 @ 6:13 pmSpecifically, do you propose that all frum Jews should have a lot of pre-marital sex to gain a lot experience before marriage?
“And if so, then do you also intend to make sure that your children should also all have as much pre-marital sex as possible before marriage so that they will be very well experienced before marriage?”
100% NO ! JUST WITH TE ONE U WANT TO LOVE.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 28, 2008 @ 7:50 am“Since you go to the Ohel regularly, do you feel that your Rebbe would approve that all frum yidden should have as much experience as possible by way of pre-marital sex i.e. “Bedroom Experience”?
Comment by What is Your Proposal, Leah? December 25, 2008
NO NO NO . HE WOULD PROBABLY BE VERY MAD AT ME BUT HIS WORDS WERE “FIGHT CHUTZPA WITH CHUTZPA”
THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE, A WEEK AGO, HE TOLD ME TO GET MARRIED, SO HALF HOUR LATER I AM ENGAGED. THE ONLY TOUCHING WE HAVE DONE IS A BLACK AND BLUE MARK ON MY ARM. WE WERE PLAYING !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 28, 2008 @ 7:53 amWell said Leah!
Comment by X Factor December 28, 2008 @ 9:01 amtrach gut vet zain gut baby !
so do her well 😉
But lets throw another shailo into this mess…
Sex is a womans right not a mans, but a woman has to honor her husband so wo’s right is it really ?
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 28, 2008 @ 12:39 pmAnd while were at it if you want the answer to my insainty it is because….
Women are not supposed to sit around learning all day it makes em nuts !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 28, 2008 @ 12:42 pmYou are not nuts! You are more sane than all of us!
Comment by grandpa December 28, 2008 @ 12:45 pmCertainly according to the sulchan aruch it is the womans rite and not a mans.
Comment by michael December 28, 2008 @ 12:50 pmand she has a right to cloths food and shelter. but she must honor her hubby, so if he says get on ur knees bitch ! what halocha comes first.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 28, 2008 @ 1:16 pmWell she should tell to go suck his own dick!
Comment by Shprinsa December 28, 2008 @ 2:07 pmor equal rights ?
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 28, 2008 @ 11:03 pmno way ! women deserve better.
Comment by Shprinsa December 29, 2008 @ 9:56 amyou suck me i suck you ! thats eaqual rights baby
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 29, 2008 @ 1:39 pmSounds like fun! 😉
Comment by Joseph December 29, 2008 @ 2:00 pmI think so, and you bang both halochas out at once se honors him he pleases her 😉
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 30, 2008 @ 2:29 amMaybe all frum women should get some holy toradike tatoos on there backs and then the rbbonim can issue a heter for them to bang there wives over while there doindg there mitzvos because they will be staring at holy toughts….Oh but the deep twisted laws, it has to be done in the dark and not in a romm filled with kedusha.
ahuh, the new sexual halacha
Comment by X Factor December 30, 2008 @ 7:56 amno its just twisted, like all halocha.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 30, 2008 @ 10:54 amWhat does halacha say about anal?
Comment by Joseph December 30, 2008 @ 11:00 amits asur
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 30, 2008 @ 1:27 pmWhat do you say about it?
Comment by Radoh December 30, 2008 @ 1:57 pmgo for it ! grab that Rambam and take it literaly ! ANYTHING GOES IN THE BEDROOM !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 30, 2008 @ 5:20 pmJust no Rambam up my ass !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 30, 2008 @ 5:20 pmRamah also said it. Although there is an interpretation that lo Ke darka means doggy stile and not from the back.
Comment by X Factor December 30, 2008 @ 5:27 pmAccording to the rabbonim, the rav’s wo give heters. IT IS ASUR ! And they all pasken by the shulchan aruch !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 30, 2008 @ 7:01 pmWell I’m gonna bring a quote to show its not asur!
Comment by X Factor December 30, 2008 @ 7:45 pmyea ok
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 30, 2008 @ 10:21 pmI checked it out. It does say its ok but he should finish in the place.
Comment by michael December 31, 2008 @ 9:00 amits not ok. just like its not ok for him to hold his dick in the bathroom wen his wife is a nida, it might bring on an erection and he might be tempted to jerk off. its asur to fuck her up the ass for a few reasons but one of them being he might not be able to hold back and he might cum in her ass AKA spilling seed in vain.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 31, 2008 @ 10:07 amI agree!
You are quite a scholar!
Comment by Tod December 31, 2008 @ 10:37 amNo Im nuts ! A girl who learns too much !
The Lubavitcher Rebbe said …
“The true teacher connects you with your G-D and then gets out of the way”
Im still in the way !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 31, 2008 @ 12:36 pmway out there!
Comment by Tod December 31, 2008 @ 12:46 pm“The light was cocealed. But its source was not.
The source of light is everywhere”
The Lubavitcher Rebbe.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 31, 2008 @ 1:06 pmNOW THATS DEEP!!!!
Comment by deep December 31, 2008 @ 3:09 pm“Lead a supernatural life and G-D will provide te miracles ”
The Lubavitcher Rebbe
And…
“To a fool that which cannot be explained cannot exixst.
A wise man knows that exsistence itself cannot be explained ”
The Lubavitcher Rebbe.
I guess thats y satmars and misnagdim have no clue.
Comment by LEAH KLEIM December 31, 2008 @ 7:35 pmSounds like wisdome to me.
Comment by deep January 1, 2009 @ 9:13 amGiving Birth at 65
With all the new technology in fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
“May I see the new baby?” I asked.
“Not yet,” she said. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.”
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, “May I see the new baby now?”
“No, not yet,” she said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, “May I see the baby now?”
“No, not yet,” replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, “Well, when can I see the baby?”
“When he cries,” she told me.
“When he CRIES?” I demanded. “Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?”
“Because I forgot where I put him, OK?!”
Comment by Jerry January 1, 2009 @ 11:21 amAt a farbrengin once a bunch of little kids decided to climb under The Rebbes table to listen to the farbrengen, some people started yelling at them and grabbing them away. The Rebbe flipped, he said ” These r thre soldiars of the army of hashem, how dare you disrespect them” (or in some words like that. The kinderlach are our future !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 1, 2009 @ 12:52 pmYou should respect every one!
Comment by jon January 1, 2009 @ 3:09 pmThe Lubavitcher Rebbe said ….
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 1, 2009 @ 3:58 pm“FIGHT CHUTZPA WITH CHUTZPA” !!!
if they want a messiah give them a Jewish messiah/
Comment by lovelifelikeyourself January 1, 2009 @ 5:03 pmMoshiach is a Ben Dovid. I am a Bas Dovid so I cant fill the job. I am marrying a Ben Dovid though, so I will feel Moshiach cum !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 1, 2009 @ 6:17 pmPost a pic of him!
Comment by lovelifelikeyourself January 1, 2009 @ 6:36 pmI did. http://babyboiiluvu.blogspot.com/2008/12/beard-is-growing.html
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 1, 2009 @ 6:41 pmPost a clearer pic
Comment by lovelifelikeyourself January 1, 2009 @ 6:46 pmwhen the beard grows in !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 1, 2009 @ 6:49 pmIll post a pic of me tied upn his gartel and his beard in between ….
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 1, 2009 @ 6:51 pmfrum porn
Comment by x factor January 1, 2009 @ 7:53 pmNo, heilige porn !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 1, 2009 @ 8:20 pmTorah thoughts baby !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 1, 2009 @ 8:21 pmshmaltz
Comment by x factor January 1, 2009 @ 8:46 pmkosher sex
Comment by jack January 1, 2009 @ 8:47 pmShtickel shtoop
Comment by X Factor January 1, 2009 @ 8:49 pmgroise shtup !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 1, 2009 @ 9:42 pmSHTRIPIN THE PEPSIN!
Comment by X Factor January 2, 2009 @ 8:51 amshpritzen oif di tzitzis !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 2, 2009 @ 12:59 pma shticle pickle
Comment by Narsicist January 3, 2009 @ 9:36 amThey glare because they dont have me. That is why they glare at me !
Comment by Der Chosson January 3, 2009 @ 9:53 amLayale, you dont have to glare though. Just say the word and you can have it all.
Aww thats sweat!
Comment by Narsicist January 3, 2009 @ 11:44 amOnly on mitzva night baby, with your bearded face making me scream AMAZING FUCKING GRACE !
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 4, 2009 @ 3:17 pmWomen always scream, when they look at me.
Comment by beardface January 4, 2009 @ 3:29 pmare you a gorrila ?
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 4, 2009 @ 3:46 pmI wish i was as good looking as a gorila.
Comment by beardface January 4, 2009 @ 3:50 pmu poor baby. bearded guys r usually hot
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 4, 2009 @ 4:10 pmSure! You cant be a Rebbe without a beard.
Comment by X Factor January 4, 2009 @ 6:52 pmor a rebbetzin
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 4, 2009 @ 10:56 pmbecause there fkn sexy, thats why !!!!
Comment by LEAH KLEIM January 8, 2009 @ 11:05 pmholy and sexy?
Comment by X Factor January 9, 2009 @ 8:51 amAdolf Hitler Campbell. WHERE IN THE MOTHER-FUCK DO THESE MORONS EVEN COME FROM???
Comment by Jimmy November 4, 2009 @ 9:26 amHUH? What are you talking about? We arent mind readers here!
Comment by NARC November 4, 2009 @ 11:41 am