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why frum women don’t like to have sex ‘a leah kleim exclusive’
March 22, 2008, 5:51 pm
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Here’s your answer to why frum women dont like to f**k…

I was asked the age old question and mystery of why some frum women just wont give there husbands any action in the sack…

I’m far from frum, actually I flew off the derech on a one way ticket long ago and never looked back. Im technicly married but that’s just a crumpled piece of annoying legal paper now and when I was attached to the ball and chain I had a striving action packed sex life…

So here goes it, my humble little opinion that I got by shooting the shit with many sexless frum women, enjoy it, or don’t, Its my opinion and I’m entitled to have it and no one is forcing you to continue reading it…

Lets dig into the Satmars and other bald headed ones first.
Those women are so damn clueless about how to please a guy , fucking them is like fucking a freakin brick, they lay there bald fat and motionless so there husbands go find it else where and every ones happy. She doesnt have to do the boring mitzva night task anymore and he’s getting plenty of it, and maybe one day they get to share STD’s. But the problem is far deeper than being bald and fat, my X met me when I was bald and fat, and we fucked like porn stars.

In all the frum communities boys and girls are kept far apart, guys are shipped off to yeshiva in Australia and they get horny so they experiment with guys, because if they run off and share there big bad toys with girls they ruin there chances of a good shiduch.
Girls get to go to school locally so that they can be trapped in the house helping there fat sexless mother raise her minyan of klaine kinderlach because her self worth and feelings of accomplishment are a Peru Urevu competition with friends , family and neighbors.

Growing up as a frum girl a Hard On is just as ludacris as the sky turning into a purple polka dotted puzzle. We don’t know about those things, don’t believe them when we here about them, and sure as shit don’t know what the hell to do with them when we do bump into the naughty bochur who’s showing us one.

Most frum girls marry some shmuck who they barely know, they went one five shiduch dates at a dirty airport and then off they go , down the isle singing I do, or Harey at mikudeshet lee and into baby making mode they go !

Before a frum girl gets put into the marriage institution with the perfect catch that her parents hand picked with a cold shadchin that she never met…

She gets to go to Kallah classes with some detached Rebetzin who teaches her all the ways she’s not allowed to fuck, all the things she cant do, all the places she cant touch on her new stranger of a husband, and all the things that he cant do to her and with her.

When a frum wife is on the rag her husband cant even give her a gift, at the time of month when her hormones are all wired negatively and she’s an emotional basket case, her husband, the guy who she learned to love, cant even give her a rose or a hug. There is no emotional attachment there, just Halocha and mitzvos, and what you are expected to do.
So…
Frum sex is no fun, why the hell would they wanna do it, most of it is user anyway, and every guy wants a lady in public and a slut in bed, and frum girls are programed against bending over and yelling ” fuck me harder big daddy” its just a task to them, another chore, another mitzva…
And that’s why frum wives let them selvs go, two weeks after they tie the knot and never enjoy sex or find out how it feels to cum in there husbands mitzva man mouth.

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Thats a great post….alot of horror stories on this subject,,,,,, !!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Virgin Mary

Honest and true,

The best kleim post ever!!!

Comment by X factor

hahahaha

Comment by Brittany Fischer

Lol, you’re one of a kind!
G.G.
xoxo
http://www.globalglamour.wordpress.com

Comment by globalglamour

AND THATS WHY FRUM GUYS CHEAT !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

not all!!!

Comment by X factor

BUT THE ONES WHO DO….

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Absolutely. abstinence doesn’t work, if it did we would all be catholic priests.

Comment by X factor

Leah, i`m surprised at you , how can you as a woman not understand that it is obviously the frum mens fault that their wives don’t like to be with them, the men have little expirience,no education and no idea what their doing. they certainly don’t know how to take care of a woman. if they did wouldn’t their wives be more into them?
i think the main problem is that the men are selfish and don’t even know it. it`s too lame to blame the victams which in this case is most definattly the woman .

Comment by y?

Here goes it !!!
Give me a fucking break please, Im not saying that every frum guy is a porn star in bed but I can damn well tell you that frum guys can totaly rock a girls fucking world ! There wild, there freaky and they keep going like the energizer bunny ! And the married ones, THEY TAKE THE FUCKING CAKE ! They can make you scream, and scratch and moan and you’ll be yelling “oh tate zise, ken ich kimen in dain moiel” !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

B’H
Leah – you are a serious mess!!! What you are putting out there – shame on you – but coming from someone who is and was a bigger bad ass – a hell of a lot sexier – and frum today – the mitzva as we jews like to call it is unbelievable – Everytime I am with my husband whose face radiates holiness and very presence makes me want to be intimate with – I climax and in a way that is so spiritually high – it is a spontaneous orgasm that comes for being malchut – from being a woman – who is truly able to recieve – I hope that you too can get your act together and become the woman Hashem really intended for you to be – not some poser who at quiet moments sits with her depressed self and thinks dark thoughts. I am sorry if I hurt you – but we are all messed up in some way – you might have had it a but tougher than others but what you are doing shame on you – I love you, I feel for you, I would invite into my home and heart, but stop this BS! Your sister in Crown Heights

Comment by RACHEL

Leah is O.K. We all have different work to do in this world.

Comment by Love life

Rachel,
Good for you ! Im tickle fucking pink that you get off on your holy radient husband. Not all frum women are that lucky ! Most of them are not ! I have talked to hundreds and hundreds of them who never hit the big O in there damn life.
I didnt pull this shit out of my fine sexy ass.

And what exactly is it that Im doing thats no good ? And what BS are you reffering to ?

I know the truth hurts, but pain is necassary sometimes and with out it you wouldnt appreciate plessure.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Leah
you mention a cpl of times in your post, “that most stuff is user anyway”… all your good points and analysis which is good… but do you suggest doing whats user? if most things are user then what’s your solution?
thanks…
A old emailer to you….

Comment by joe

In this case…
If I was a Rav I would go with the Rambam instead of the Shulchan aruch…anything goes in the bedroom. But… Im not a Rav, hell Im barly frum, and the Rabbonim go according to the Shulchan aruch on this on. I have personaly talked to quite a few very choshuve Rabbonim on this one, and its the Shulchan aruch all the way every time.

Personaly I think that some of those Halochas are totaly ridiculous, and they kill many sex lives, I also find that its usually the women who are dead stuck on keeping them, not the men. Maybe thats why so many frum guys stray away. Also there are so many frum women who have never had an orgasm in there life, so that also leads them to not be nterested in sex, and there loving hubbys spend lots of time spanking there monkey, and fucking ho’s.

Do I think you should break the sex Halochas ?
I hate to say it but…
YES ! It can save a marriage !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

[edit] Song of Songs
Verse 7:3 (verse 7:2 in the King James Version) of the Biblical Song of Songs appears to contain a direct reference to cunnilingus, although most English translators avoid this reading by rendering the key term “navel.” An alternate translation could read as follows: “Your vulva is a rounded crater, never lacking mixed wine”. (Song of Songs 7:3 שררך אגן הסהר אל יחסר המזג)

The context, moving up from her sandals to her vulva to her belly to her breasts, however, makes the meaning of “vulva” (Heb. shor), as derived from an Aramaic word meaning “secret place”, all but conclusive.[6] In both Christian and Jewish tradition the erotic intimacy between the bride and groom described in the Song of Songs is given spiritual significance.

Taken from…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

People email me the strangest fucking crap, I think it belongs here…

Since the moment you went to bed, I have been thinking about the lovely picture you painted tonight. I can not only see it, but feel it. That vision makes me sooo hot….my ass in the air, my face on the bed, hands tied behind my back, completely helpless while you take me to heights of ecstasy I have never reached before. One hand holding me down while the other spanks my white ass, turning to flaming red under your touch…your strong fingers squeezing my flesh, making me cry out in pain and with love…your teeth leaving their marks on my back and my ass…

I know you will hurt me, but you will never harm me — you know my body’s limits — you must and will master me, mind, body and soul. I can feel your hand squeezing my breast, bruising me, while your fingers plunge into the deepest recesses of my cunt. The mixture of pleasure and pain is excruciating.

I’m sure I can’t take another moment of the torment. I am screaming and crying out, “STOP! NO! DON’T STOP!” but you know those words mean nothing. What I want is no longer an issue. It’s what you want and that is to free me from the bonds of my own control. I try to move, to take your fingers deeper into my pussy but you hold me still, I can’t move, so I cry out again, this time begging, “Give me your cock?” and begging more, “Please, S, I need your cock!”

You hear me, but don’t give in. You continue biting and spanking and squeezing my flesh, plunging your fingers deep inside of me, bringing me to the edge of ecstasy then slowly bringing me down, only to do it all over again, until I am screaming and crying and begging you with every breath. You know my body. You know my limits and when I reach the threshold of both pain and pleasure, you turn me over and sheath your cock in my aching, wet pussy. Riding high, you take me to paradise and back again, releasing my body from it’s seemingly endless torment. You have mastered me, body, mind and soul and my heart swells with deepest love for you.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

who sent it if i may ask?

Comment by x Factor

I dont kiss and tell 😉

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

you have a cock?

Comment by F.F.B.

does a vibrator count ?

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

please give me an idea how to make my wife better in the sex life.

Comment by moshe

moshe you dont sound like you are even married.

But if you are. there are plenty of websites that coulid give you that info.

Comment by lovelifelikeyourself

wake her up with your face in between her legs, she’ll love you for it and give it up more often 😉

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

I think its asur, however it does say in the sulchan aruch by the rama, “yenashec be chol ever va ever”

Comment by X factor

IT IS ASUR !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

well it was still good advice!

Comment by F.F.B.

I’m serious there are ashkinazi opinions it OK

Comment by X Factor

some ppl claim its ok because the rambam says anything goes in the bedroom, but if you ask a rav they say its asur. The shulchan aruch says you are not allowd to touch, look at, or kiss, “that place”

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

ya but what about the ramah?
The gemorah?

touch is ok for sure

Comment by F.F.B.

Just not tase i think but not from the ramah

Comment by F.F.B.

Ask the Rabonim what there freakin hang up is.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

If you ask me The Gemmorh is just for arguments sake, just another reason , way , and excuse to debate shit and argue about it.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Thet are afaid we will crawl back in and never come out

Comment by Jack O.F.

too late

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

too late for love

Comment by Jack O.F.

Leah give this link to gay ex chosid: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah's_Arc

Comment by F.F.B.

WILL DO

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

DONE

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

actually it just put the link on his blog, he will get it

checkout that link it looks hysterical

and they cal it noahs ark lol

Comment by F.F.B.

HOW DO YOU FIND THIS SHIT ?

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

I was talking to someone on Purim that told me he was addicted to the internet and has to stop. He is frum and lives in a frum community. He told me he hit rock bottom when he realized he was watchin a show called “Noahs Arc” about Gay black men.

Comment by F.F.B.

Thats funny shit !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

should i post about “noahs arck”

Comment by Love life

heck yeah

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

this is the correct link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_Arc_%28TV_series%29

Comment by F.F.B.

And my favorite :

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NiqzXEVOl-s&feature=related

Please pass it to Gay Ex Chosid!!!

Comment by F.F.B.

I think Noah is rolling in his grave.

Comment by X Factor

with two of each animal ?

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Well he did ger his balls chopped of by his son cham

Comment by X Factor

Some opinions say he got sodimised and raped. So how bad could The TV show be compared to that

Comment by X Factor

reality T.V ?

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

The Torah is more violence and sex than T.V.

Comment by F.F.B.

you are so right it is !
Get a new top post 😉

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

WE need one bad

Comment by Jack O.F.

write something

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

“There is nothin new under the sun ” Kohelet.

But above the sun there is

Comment by Jack O.F.

Can you get pictures ?

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

I just got off the phone with a satmar guy, married with a minyan of kids of course. He was telling me about all the lunchtime gay shit that goes on in midtown at lunch between the lange payes and vise zuken. What a tainted world.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Well gay shit goed on everywhere. Thats the way it is

Comment by F.F.B.

Why the fuck do they get married though ? I dont get it. They should just move away and shack up with some dude, live life, and suck dick, hey if thats what floats there boat.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

In order to blend in with the community.

No one would ever suspect a maried man with 20 kids

Comment by F.F.B.

fuck the damn community !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

All these little frum kids that are wandering around aimlessly in the heimishe communitys should be picked up and loaded onto a bus and delivered to well to do shgutzim who cant have kids but want them desperatly. Im sure at first the shock of being loved and cared for and taken care of, insted of being the one taking care of a younger one, would be overwhelming, but in a good way, like winning the lottery.

These poor kids have no clue what love is, what family is, what south park is 😉 and then they barely grow pubic hairs and they are forced into the world, married off to someone there parents like and forced to continue the empty cycle.

All in the name of Yichus, and a groise mishpocha.
A few months after the wedding, if that long, the new groom goes back to his old familiar ways of playing with boys and there toys. While his wife sits at home pregnant and nursing roboticly , just as she was programmed too.

There is no affection shown to or from these kids, they are oblivious to it. They learn how to change diapers before they learn how to write there nemes.

Maybe if Tattie was home more, instead of “learning”/ fucking around, and him and mommie actualy spent time with each other and KNEW each other, they might just like each other ! and be happy ! be human ! instead of a bunch of thoughtless clones following the lost herd.

If they took the time to like each other and be happy and human, there kids might have a glimpse of hope, but as long as Tattie is to bussy sucking his chavrusah off and mommie is bragging to her Bubbie that she can hold two babies, talk on the phone and stir a pot, oh and by the way were pregnant again….

Well, the vicious cycle continues.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

And the neglect and mental abuse live on, and as always, THEY CONTINUOSLY BLAME THE VICTIMS !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

All these little frum kids that are wandering around aimlessly in the heimishe communitys should be picked up and loaded onto a bus and delivered to well to do shgutzim who cant have kids but want them desperatly. Im sure at first the shock of being loved and cared for and taken care of, insted of being the one taking care of a younger one, would be overwhelming, but in a good way, like winning the lottery.

These poor kids have no clue what love is, what family is, what south park is and then they barely grow pubic hairs and they are forced into the world, married off to someone there parents like and forced to continue the empty cycle.

All in the name of Yichus, and a groise mishpocha.
A few months after the wedding, if that long, the new groom goes back to his old familiar ways of playing with boys and there toys. While his wife sits at home pregnant and nursing roboticly , just as she was programmed too.

There is no affection shown to or from these kids, they are oblivious to it. They learn how to change diapers before they learn how to write there nemes.

Maybe if Tattie was home more, instead of “learning”/ fucking around, and him and mommie actualy spent time with each other and KNEW each other, they might just like each other ! and be happy ! be human ! instead of a bunch of thoughtless clones following the lost herd.

If they took the time to like each other and be happy and human, there kids might have a glimpse of hope, but as long as Tattie is to bussy sucking his chavrusah off and mommie is bragging to her Bubbie that she can hold two babies, talk on the phone and stir a pot, oh and by the way were pregnant again….

Well, the vicious cycle continues.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM April 3, 2008 @ 9:44 am

PART II !

Comment by a friend

THATS A POST!!!

Comment by lovelifelikeyourself

I should be, Leah has great insight n these things.

Comment by a friend

your all crazy

there is good frum sex
outhere

Comment by rb

50,000 hits !

Mazel Tov!

Comment by X Factor

55,600 ! keep truckin !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

55,746 hits

Keap it up boy!!!

Comment by X Factor

YOU ROCK !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Leah, this is soooooooooo true. I experiance it all the time with my wife. I’m married for more than six years and I’ve been working on my sex life for the last five. The bottom line is, all my wife wants is me to fuck her lightly for exactly 20 seconds and then I should cum right away. she thinks if not I’m doing something ASUR. I don’t know exactly what she’s thinking but I do exactly what she wants me to do and then I go to my mistress (don’t tell anyone) and finnish what I started. I would do anything to have a great sex life with my wife even if it means only getting it once a month, as long as it’s with my wife. but, since its not possible, I must seek it elsewhere.

by the way, Leah I’m a big fan of yours. I used to search the net for anything about you. I just think you’re just great. you couldnt give a damn about anyone else as long as it’s good for you. Hi 5 to that.
luv u
o

Comment by o

Honest and moving!

Comment by F.F.B.

Pathetic

Comment by Virgin Mary

It is a popular myth that Oral Sex is required in order for the wife to experience an Orgasm.

Digital Stimulation, by the husband using his finger on the Clitoris and G-Spot, works perfectly well and can easily achieve a perfectly kosher Orgasm, all within the perfect and full confines of the Shulchan Aruch.

Unfortunately, Leah is right that many frum women have indeed, never experienced an orgasm but that is not because of anything wrong with the wife, nor is it the fault of them following the Shulchan Aruch.

The only fault is that the frum husband may not have learned a very simple and basic technique – digital stimulation, using his finger) which is a perfectly kosher method to have his wife achieve an orgasm just about every single time, they have perfectly Kosher sex.

Besides, remember that sex is 95% in your head and that part – the most significant part of sex – that is perfectly Kosher too!

The reason the non-frum world is so obsessed with non-kosher types of sex is because they need that “non-kosher sex” because they are neglecting the first 95% of sex which is in the head.

The real naked truth is that a loveless mechanical Oral Sex as though it was a loveless vibrator, is reducing sex to a mechanical sport – skipping the most significant and most meaningful 95% of sex which is in your head.

When you skip the main part (95% in the head) and you just Fuck, like a mechanical machine, instead of making Love, in that case you need all kinds of non-kosher methods to compensate for your loveless fuck.

Every frum or non-frum couple which develops a deep meaningful true love, on a deep emotional level and beefs that up during love making doesn’t need any gadgets or any non-kosher methods for the wife to achieve the most incredible Orgasm that will have her beg her husband for more every time.

The Brain is the erogenous part of the body – use it and have the greatest sex – without any need for Oral Sex.

Anyone who has no brains or choses not to use it, he must use his brainless_mouth, as a replacement.

Read more about this here:

http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-3737875.html

and here:

http://www.lovemakingposition.net/lovemakingposition08.php

Comment by Frum Husband

” It is a popular myth that Oral Sex is required in order for the wife to experience an Orgasm.

Digital Stimulation, by the husband using his finger on the Clitoris and G-Spot, works perfectly well and can easily achieve a perfectly kosher Orgasm, all within the perfect and full confines of the Shulchan Aruch.”

ASUR !
You cant touch “it” !
Lokk at “it” !
Kiss “it” !

Hell you cant even fuck with the lights on, or the G-D damn moon shining in on your room.
The laws are insaine ! And meant just for the sake of reproduction.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Not according to the Ramah and Rambam.

“A man can do anything anytime with his wife”

Comment by Frumie

BTW, if u wanna get into the technicalities of the nida laws, you will realize sex is just for reproduction.

You cant touch your wife for 5 days, while she is bleeding, ok I can grasp that its nasty, but you should be allowed to show her affection, hell you cant even buy her a gift, the rabonim added 7 days to that, 7 “clean days” thats 12 days into her cycle till ytou can sleep with her, oh and you will ! because you r both so horney and frustrated by then.

A woman ovulates between the 12th and 14th day of her cycle, and its asur to pull out so we have a bunch of familys with to many kids who they cant keep track of.

And on another note. The man is supposed to be thinking torah thoughts while he is banging is wife. How intimate and romantic is that ?

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

“Not according to the Ramah and Rambam.”

“A man can do anything anytime with his wife”

Even beat her ?

The gemmorah also says a guy can go to the next town if his desire to fuck around is so intence.
It does not mean it literaly, on the way over there he is supposed to think about what a shit head he is and what he is about to do and turn around and go home.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Oh, and sex is a womans right, not a mans ! so she should be enjoying it while he thinks torah.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

” sex is just for reproduction”

If that was true, sex would be assur after menopause.

Comment by Frumie

Its a womans right, and has some health benefits.
BTW there are few women who even want it after menopause, and during pregnancy its OK because supposedly its good for the the baby.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

If this is so, enjoy it while you got it!

Comment by Frumie

I havent hit my “peak” yet ! 😉

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

The peak of molten lava

Comment by Alex

but I will !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Leah once again you hit it dead on. How right you are!!

Comment by KYLE MONSEY

thanx.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Why are frum woman realy lesbian is your new article Leah!

Comment by F.F.B.

There are a lot of them who are, and same goes for the guys. I wanna write a letter to all the yeshivas about why I think this happens.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Cant wait to read it!

Comment by F.F.B.

because they love the taste of pussy…

Ill write it up

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Cant wait!

Comment by X Factor

I started. But I went down on a shlucha once too 😉

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Went down on the shulchan aruch huh!

Comment by Yosel

not literaly !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

intellectually

Comment by X Factor

Im in Cali right now. Working on the reason why so many “frum” women and men are gay.
I’ll be home tomorrow.

Comment by Leah Kleim

That will be the #1 post

Comment by Yosel

Thanks for taking free time to compose “why frum women dont like to have sex a leah kleim exclusive | Love life like yourself ?
!?!?”. Thanks yet again ,Nellie

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