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bonsai kitten
December 31, 2007, 4:41 pm
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Who has not been stricken with the expressive grace of Japanese Bonsai? Though once the sole province of Bonsai masters within Japan, Bonsai plants have been available to fortunate consumers throughout the world for some time. With this in mind, we are proud to now offer to you the animal complement of this art form; the Bonsai Kitten. Both foot-binding and head-binding were practiced in the Far East, for the purpose of miniaturizing the feet and shaping the head into attractive shapes. By physically constraining the growth of a developing living thing, it can be directed to take the shape of the vessel that constrains it. Just as a topiary gardener produces bushes that take the forms of animals or any other thing. insertgray-2.jpg

  1. Air. This ought to go without saying, but you’d be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! If the containment vessel is sealed, you must drill airholes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels.
  2. Food & Water. Especially if the kitten’s head is being shaped (one of the most versatile aspects of the Bonsai Kitten), it will not be able to eat or drink normally. The most common solution is another hole in the container with a feeding tube to the kitten’s mouth, where a liquid food slurry can provide both nutrient and hydration requirements.
  3. Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten’s anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third whole in the vessel. As the kitten’s body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It’s just like a kitty colostomy bag!
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  5. Taken from: http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/index.html
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I WANNA MAKE ONE ! OUT OF A SATMAR ! TOY POODLE ?
TOY SATMAR ? MIT KLAINE VISE ZUKEN !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Its A joke check out part II

Comment by live life

BUT ITS A GREAT IDEA.

Comment by LEAH KLEIM

Bonsai puppy!

Comment by X factor

I JUST WROTE THE SAME IDEA ON PART II
LETS DO IT !

Comment by LEAH KLEIM




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