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Obama Kills Fly Like Ninja!
June 18, 2009, 2:12 pm
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Obama Kills Fly – Full Story!



200,000 hits!!! Too bad its not in dollar$
June 18, 2009, 1:15 pm
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The holocaust was a chilul hashem!
June 18, 2009, 10:17 am
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Kiddush Hashem means sanctifying Gods name. Therefore if a miracle would happen, and the Jews were saved in the Holocaust, it would be a kiddush hashem.

When all people think of the holocaust the first thing they say is, “where was G-d?”

 Therefore The holocaust was a chilul hashem!

 That’s why the Nazis are referred to as Amalek. Amalek tried to do a chilul hashem, by attacking the people lagging behind in the desert. Killing the old, young, sick, and week first, (on the way to the Promised Land). That is why there is a mitzvah to obliterate the memory of Amalek.

 To wipe out ‘chilul hashem’…

 ‘Amalek’ is gematriah ‘safec’ which means doubt. (Doubt in G-D)

 by X Factor



Leah Kleim Survives a horrible car accident Part II
June 18, 2009, 9:47 am
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I was “ejected” from a car that was flying down the BQE. I spent close to three days in the hospital being pumped with morphine and poked by surgeons and specialists. It was no fun. I should be dead, somehow I’m not.

The swelling has gone down, the stitches and staples are gruesome. The feeling of pins and needles just started…The pain has just begun.

What dosent break you, makes you. Scars build charachter.

But… I lost count of my car accidents. By far I have to say this one was the worst of them all though.
You would think it would instill some sort of gratitude or appreciation for life in me..it should. Looking at myself in the mirror I know I lived through something most wouldnt. The Doctors were amazed and shocked. I kept my sence of humor while they reconstructed my nose and stapled me back together.

When I was on the way home after being discharged… I almost relived the same exact accident. I think I have developed a dangerous complex through all of this…

A GOD COMPLEX…

XOXOXO
[...]Leah Kleim[...]

Part I: http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2009/06/17/leah-kleim-survives-a-horrible-car-accident/#comment-7151



Israel is the only country in the world where…
June 18, 2009, 8:20 am
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Israel is the only country in the world where one need not check the ingredients in the products in the supermarket to avoid ending up with things containing pork.Israel is a country where the same drivers who cuss you and flip you the bird will immediately pull over and offer you all forms of help if you look like you need it.

Israel is the only country in the world with bus drivers and taxi drivers who read Spinoza and Maimonides..

Israel is the only country in the world where no one cares what rules say when an important goal can be achieved by bending them.

Israel is the only country in the world where reservists are bossed around and commanded by officers, male and female, younger than their own children.

Israel is the only country in the world where “small talk” consists of loud, angry debate over politics and religion.

Israel is the only country in the world where the coffee is already so good that Starbucks went bankrupt trying to break into the local market.

Israel is one of the few places in the world where the sun sets into the  Mediterranean Sea.

Israel is the only country in the world whose soldiers eat three sets of salads a day, none of which contain any lettuce (which is not really a food), and where olives are a food and even a main course in a meal, rather than something one tosses into a martini.

Israel is the only country in the world where one is unlikely to be able to dig a cellar without hitting ancient archaeological artifacts.

Israel is the only country in the world where the graffiti is in Hebrew.

Israel is the only country in the world where the “black folks” walking around all wear yarmulkes.

Israel is the only country in the world where the ultra-Orthodox Jews beat up the police and not the other way around. 
  
Israel is the only country in the world where bank robbers kiss the mezuzah as they leave with their loot. 

Israel is the only country in the world that has the weather and landscape of  California without the earthquakes.

Israel is the only country in the world where everyone on a flight gets to know one another before the plane lands. In many cases, they also get to know the pilot and all about his health and marital status 

Israel is the only country in the world where no one has a foreign accent because everyone has a foreign accent.

Israel is the only country in the world where people cuss using dirty words in Russian or Arabic because Hebrew has never developed them.

Israel is the only country in the world where patients visiting physicians end up giving the doctor advice.

Israel is the only country in the world where everyone strikes up conversations while waiting in lines.

Israel is the only country in the world where people call an attache case a “James Bond” and the “@” sign is called a “strudel.”

Israel is the only country in the world where there is the most mysterious and mystical calm ambiance in the streets on Yom Kippur, which cannot be explained unless you have experienced it.

Israel is the only country in the world where  people read English, write Hebrew, and joke in Yiddish