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Here’s your answer to why frum women dont like to f**k…
I was asked the age old question and mystery of why some frum women just wont give there husbands any action in the sack…
I’m far from frum, actually I flew off the derech on a one way ticket long ago and never looked back. Im technicly married but that’s just a crumpled piece of annoying legal paper now and when I was attached to the ball and chain I had a striving action packed sex life…
So here goes it, my humble little opinion that I got by shooting the shit with many sexless frum women, enjoy it, or don’t, Its my opinion and I’m entitled to have it and no one is forcing you to continue reading it…
Lets dig into the Satmars and other bald headed ones first.
Those women are so damn clueless about how to please a guy , fucking them is like fucking a freakin brick, they lay there bald fat and motionless so there husbands go find it else where and every ones happy. She doesnt have to do the boring mitzva night task anymore and he’s getting plenty of it, and maybe one day they get to share STD’s. But the problem is far deeper than being bald and fat, my X met me when I was bald and fat, and we fucked like porn stars.
In all the frum communities boys and girls are kept far apart, guys are shipped off to yeshiva in Australia and they get horny so they experiment with guys, because if they run off and share there big bad toys with girls they ruin there chances of a good shiduch.
Girls get to go to school locally so that they can be trapped in the house helping there fat sexless mother raise her minyan of klaine kinderlach because her self worth and feelings of accomplishment are a Peru Urevu competition with friends , family and neighbors.
Growing up as a frum girl a Hard On is just as ludacris as the sky turning into a purple polka dotted puzzle. We don’t know about those things, don’t believe them when we here about them, and sure as shit don’t know what the hell to do with them when we do bump into the naughty bochur who’s showing us one.
Most frum girls marry some shmuck who they barely know, they went one five shiduch dates at a dirty airport and then off they go , down the isle singing I do, or Harey at mikudeshet lee and into baby making mode they go !
Before a frum girl gets put into the marriage institution with the perfect catch that her parents hand picked with a cold shadchin that she never met…
She gets to go to Kallah classes with some detached Rebetzin who teaches her all the ways she’s not allowed to fuck, all the things she cant do, all the places she cant touch on her new stranger of a husband, and all the things that he cant do to her and with her.
When a frum wife is on the rag her husband cant even give her a gift, at the time of month when her hormones are all wired negatively and she’s an emotional basket case, her husband, the guy who she learned to love, cant even give her a rose or a hug. There is no emotional attachment there, just Halocha and mitzvos, and what you are expected to do.
So…
Frum sex is no fun, why the hell would they wanna do it, most of it is user anyway, and every guy wants a lady in public and a slut in bed, and frum girls are programed against bending over and yelling ” fuck me harder big daddy” its just a task to them, another chore, another mitzva…
And that’s why frum wives let them selvs go, two weeks after they tie the knot and never enjoy sex or find out how it feels to cum in there husbands mitzva man mouth.
