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Erection Halachah Part II ‘Leah Crime exclusive’
March 9, 2008, 6:48 pm
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“keesh-ooy” is from the word Kashah (hardness). It means that a man doesn’t get aroused (an erection) unless he wants to. In other words he cannot be forced to have an orgasm against his will.

A man getting raped, or hard “in vain” does not necessarily mean he busted a nut, that’s a whole nother halocha (spilling seed) and is a graver sin than any other in the Torah, Its compared to killing a person. A man is not supposed to have naughty thoughts that may lead him to pitching a tent in his pants, and its also usur for him to touch his dick to piss, that might wake up his pride too. There’s a loophole though, for married guys. If his wife is “in town” and not a nida he can hold his Johnson while he pisses cuz shes there and fuckable, but…
If they are fighting or angry at each other or drunk, he shouldnt hold Jimmy while he pisses cuz he might get him hard and its usur for a man to bang his wife if angry, fighting, or drunk.

If a guy has a wet dream he is supposed to beg for hashems michila when he wakes up , and in order for that not to happen he is supposed to devote his life to torah,not shtus and gashmius so that he wont have lewd thoughts witch can trigger raunchy racy hot wet dreams.

Written By Leah Kleim

Part I : http://lovelifelikeyourself.wordpress.com/2008/02/06/erection-halachah/



Lesbos ‘where do lesbians cum from?’
March 9, 2008, 2:52 pm
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The word lesbian is derived from the poems of Sappho, which contain powerful emotional content directed toward other women and have frequently been interpreted as expressing homosexual love. Because of this association, Lesbos and especially the town of Eresos, birthplace of Sappho, are visited frequently by lesbian tourists

Taken From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos_Island

Sappho

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Sappho, by Charles Mengin (1877) Manchester Art Gallery, UK

About Sappho: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sappho

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Haman Was a Jew???
March 9, 2008, 10:11 am
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Haman is a Jew, Achashverosh is G-d, and Vashti is the shechinah. Haman is a Jew: according to the Midrash Haman was mordechaies slave when mordechai released him he became a jew. Achashverosh is G-d wherever it said hamelech its talking about G-d. The Shchina is Vashti: The Baal Shem Tov says I am still waiting for Vashti to reveal herself meaning the Shechina. But really G-d isnt  mentioned once because if you want to destroy the Jews take me out of the book. Just as Moshe said mecheni na mi sefer hazoys. For that reason Moshes name is not in parshas Ttzaveh read on Shabbos Poorim.

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Japanese Game Show
March 9, 2008, 7:02 am
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