Love life like yourself ?!?!?

 WELLINGTON — The scene that preceded the arrival of more than 20 sheriff’s deputies and a helicopter at the Mall at Wellington Green to arrest a family of six last week was a chaotic concoction of pushing, screaming, scratching, kicking and cursing that nearly resulted in multiple tasings, law enforcement records show.And all of this after one youth came to the mall despite being banned for wearing sagging pants.A sheriff’s report released Monday suggests the number of patrol cars on hand to arrest members of the Leger family could have topped 30. A police helicopter and at least two canine units also were present, according to eyewitness accounts. The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office continued to defend it’s show of force.

From: http://www.palmbeachpost.com/search/content/local_news/epaper/2007/12/31/MALLREAX.html

What’s cute, yellow, eats snow and poops out bricks of ice?

Meet Yuki-taro, a Japanese robot built to quickly clear roads after heavy snows.

The cute little guy, about 5 feet long and 2 and a half feet high, simply plows into snowbanks, taking in the white stuff, compressing it and neatly stacking it in two-foot-long bricks on his rear bed. Yuki-taro is equipped with two video cameras in his “eyes” as well as a GPS tracking system to be completely self-guided.

From: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319473,00.html

(insert picture of your self with a young hottie)

 
OF ALL THE MISERABLE TIMES IN MY LIFE…
THE ONE THAT STANDS OUT MOST…
WAS BEING YOUR FUCKING WIFE !
We said till death do us part…
Cant you croak and mend my heart.

Idea: Leah Kleim

49)  Bull Wresteling

48)  Drowning at a Life Guards Party

A guest at a party for lifeguards celebrating their first drowning-free swimming season in memory drowned Tuesday, the director of the New Orleans Recreation Department said today. Madlyn Richard, the department director, said the body of Jerome Moody was found on the bottom at the deep end of a department pool as the party ended. She said Mr. Moody, who was 31 years old, was not a lifeguard, but four lifeguards were on duty at the party. Taken From: http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9806EFDE1038F931A3575BC0A963948260

47) Going Down With a Barel     

His barrel was crafted from a lightweight wood and plastic with weight in the end as ballast so he would be sure to go down feet first. He had a two-way radio so he could communicate during the potentially deadly plunge and particularly during the turmoil that awaited him at the bottom. It was reported that he went over the Falls at 75 mph (120 kph) and then bobbed around in the crashing waters and rocks for 45 minutes.

Once he was towed to shore, his barrel was confiscated by the police, and he was charged with stunting without a license. His fine was $500.

The following year, Karel was killed performing a free-fall stunt in a barrel from the top of the Houston Astrodome into a tank of water 10 feet (3 meters) in diameter. Taken From: http://travel.howstuffworks.com/niagara12.htm

46) Rope Walking : http://www.metacafe.com/watch/66324/rope_walking_accident/

45)  Playing videogames

Lee Seung Seop (Hangul: 이승섭; born c. 1977, died August 5, 2005) was an industrial boiler repairman in Daegu, South Korea. On August 3, 2005, he achieved global notoriety when he visited a nearby Internet cafe and proceeded to play StarCraft for almost fifty consecutive hours. His normal game of choice had been World of Warcraft. Ultimately exhaustion and dehydration induced heart failure and he went into cardiac arrest. He died shortly thereafter at a local hospital. A friend commented: “He was a game addict. We all knew about it. He couldn’t stop himself.” About six weeks before his death, his girlfriend, also an avid gamer, broke up with him, and he had been fired from his job for missing work to play computer games.Taken From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Seung_Seop

44) Scuba Diving WITH a final glance at the spectacular surroundings, Tom Lonergan raised his thumb to his wife, Eileen, to indicate it was time to head back to the surface. She looked at her air pressure gauge and nodded reluctantly.The two divers had spent 40 minutes or so gliding through the breathtaking valleys of the Great Barrier Reef, admiring the coral stretched out like the branches of a submerged forest, and the shoals of Earlier, British diver Bryan Brogdan had shared their delight as they admired a giant clam embedded in the reef, the blue waters illuminated by shafts of sunlight. Then Brogdan had left them to return to the boat.He would be the last person to see them alive. It was Tom and Eileen’s third and final dive on the reef that day. Both were experienced divers, but they had stayed down longer than the crew on their dive boat had instructed.It was time to ascend and clamber back on board for the return trip to Port Douglas, a town in Queensland on Australia’s east coast.They broke the surface. Nothing had changed since they’d begun their dive: the cloudless sky above them, the fierce intensity of the high summer sun, and, in the far distance, the shadowy outline of the coast discovered by Captain Cook 220 years earlier.But where was the dive boat, the Outer Edge? They tore off their masks, pulled the air regulators from their mouths and twisted 360 degrees in the water, again and again, frantically scanning the horizon. Then they multicoloured fish.

turned to each other, panic and disbelief in their eyes. Surely this wasn’t happening.

We can only guess what raced through the minds of 34-year-old Tom Lonergan and his 28-year- old wife at that heart- stopping moment – and shudder at the fate that awaited them.

Now a terrifying new film, Open Water, pieces together what probably happened to the young American couple left to fend for themselves in the shark-infested sea.  Taken From: http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages/messages/467/2022904.html

43) Surfing with two Sharks : http://www.metacafe.com/watch/353105/faces_of_death_surfing_shark_attack/
42) Train Surfing or Cancer

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va —  A drug that could do for women what Viagra has done for men is being tested at the University of Virginia. The drug is a testosterone-laden ointment called LibiGel and it’s intended to boost the libido of women who have lost interest in sex. It will be prescribed at UVa in coming months to women who are suffering from hypoactive sexual desire disorder.

The condition is believed to affect one-third of American women.

“It is the most common sexual problem that women have,” said Dr. Anita Clayton, a psychiatrist with the UVa Health System and author of the 2007 book “Satisfaction: Women, Sex and the Quest for Intimacy.”

UVa joins 99 other medical institutions participating in testing the drug’s efficacy and safety.

If given the green light by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, Illinois-based BioSante Pharmaceuticals Inc. hopes to offer the drug to any woman complaining of a low sex drive.

For now, though, Clayton will enroll 25 women between the ages of 30 and 65 to take part in the national study.

Those women must have had both ovaries surgically removed, be currently taking an estrogen supplement and be distressed about their lack of libido.

Ovariectomies, or surgical menopause, can lead to a drop in sexual interest because ovaries produce roughly half of the testosterone in a woman’s body.

LibiGel comes in a pump bottle. The woman rubs the small dot of gel into the skin of her upper arm. Over the next 24 hours, the gel’s testosterone seeps into her bloodstream, boosting her energy and libido.

“A lot of women have this problem, but unfortunately they’ve been largely ignored by pharmaceutical companies,” said BioSante’s chief executive, Stephen M. Simes. “It’s not fair that women have no drugs, while men have many.”

Taken From: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319419,00.html

The reality in the glass is HALF EMPTY…

3 out of 4 people are crazy…my 3 friends are not…

Pru Urevu means multiply, thats 2×2, not 2x Chai…

If you cant beat em…kill em all !

Always have someone on standby for when you really fuck up…

If you think you have a problem quit listening to the voices in your head…

Jack Daniels does qualify as your better half…

If you do something stupid that your ashaimed of your in luck,all you have to do is something stupider for people to stop bugging you about it…

Beer is a meal…
You can drink someone into unannoying…
Beer has water in it, drink 8 pints of beer a day…
Liquor dosent make your problems worse, it makes you forget them…
I’m not a drunk, my tollerance is too high.

Women who say they dont like it hard and fast are having an affair…WITH THERE DILDO !

If it walks like a duck, nags you,and eats a lot…SHES PREGNANT…

Sex is not free…go check out a preeschool…

If you feel like your smart your just hanging around idiots…
If you want to meet a new idiot, create something fool proof.

Murphys law, “if you cant find something, look for something else”
Fuck that just open a new beer.

Murphys law, “If it aint broke, dont fix it” that one was designed as a how to for idiots…

Attention Women ! Chocolate will not fix your problems, ITS WHAT MADE YOU FAT !

Eat out as often as you can…Oral sex dosent count!

If she wont fuck you, fuck her best friend THAT’L TEACH HER !

Let the door hit her in the face, it will teach her independance , and thats what she wants…right ?

Men are dogs…they taste like chicken.

Save gas…ride a man

When your doctor gives you painkillers call him up as soon as you get home and say you broke out in hives…He’ll give you another kind !

Pills are a meal too, you just have to eat a handfull to get full..

Women arent crazy…you need a brain to be that

Dont steel candy from a baby, there hands were probably up there nose or in there ass…

Liquor is quicker, thats why I drink it…

Men can be disgusting, but theres nothing sexy about tampons either…

My blog is a non profit job…

Theres no such thing as spare time, just more time to write something stupid…

Yasher Koach !
XOXOXO
LEAH KLEIM